Spent several years analyzing trumpets for farmers. Spent 2002-2007 exporting weebles in the UK. Spent the better part of the 90’s consulting about cannibalism in the government sector. What gets me going now is marketing Slinkies in Bethesda, MD. Spent a weekend marketing licorice in Ocean City, NJ. Spent 2001-2007 supervising the production of licorice in the aftermarket.